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[cvsette]

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

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[socialistexan]

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

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[smoqueen]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

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[officialkendallroy]

this is about fiona apple. never wanted to tell someone kill yourself so badly in my life

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[museofvoid]

i think men are too emotional to own websites

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[eelizabit]

LMAO

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[foulserpent]

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

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[lakevida]

sorry for blogging so much i'm on a tolerance break from the sudoku app

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